A teacher went around her class asking each of the kids what they needed at home. Joey said, “A computer.” The teacher replied, “That would be very useful.” Jenny said, “A new lawn mower.” The teacher again replied, “That would also be very useful.” Little Johnny popped up and said, “At my house we don’t […]
WARNING : After a recent wave of identity thefts, the FBI estimates there are over 500 fake Obamacare websites set up for the sole purpose of stealing your personal information. So protect yourself and remember: The real web site is the one that doesn’t work.
My Uncle Clete, who lived in Chicago, was a staunch Conservative, and voted straight Republican until the day he died in Chicago. Since then he has voted Democrat.
Obama Affordable Veterinary Care Act And, if you like your testicles, you can keep them. Period
I Just Realized Something: My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup and again during the year, if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing […]
The golf term “bad lie” is now referred to as “an Obama”
Receptionist: Hello, Welcome to ObamaFlowers, My name is Trina. How can I help you? Customer: Hello. I received an email from Professional Flowers stating that my flower order has been canceled and I should go to your exchange to reorder it. I tried your website, but it seems like it is not working. So I […]