Brain Surgery
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where a family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. “I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worried faces. “The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a [...]
Why Obama’s Unemployment Numbers are Improving
COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate inAmerica. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 9%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: You just said 9%. ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed. COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work. ABBOTT: No, that’s 16%. COSTELLO: Okay, so it’s 16% unemployed. ABBOTT: No, [...]
The Muslin Brotherhood Threatens the U.S.A.
This morning the Muslim Brotherhood warned the United States that if the United States continued meddling in Egypt , Libya , and other potential hot spots in the middle east, they intend to cut off America ‘s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers [...]
Commemorative Pistol
Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of members of the United States Senate and the House of Representatives. It will be named the “Congressman”. It doesn’t work and you can’t fire it !!!!
Gimme One More Chance…
This is TOO good… Be sure to check out where the “quote” came from. The Quote of the Decade: “The fact that we are here today to debate raising America ‘s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a [...]
