ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel performed at the 2012 White House Correspondents’ Dinner Saturday night. Here are some of the best hits at Obama: “I know you won’t be able to laugh at my jokes about the Secret Service. Please cover your ears, if that’s physically possible.” “Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And [...]
Tax Return the Government Did Not Like
May 1, 2012 By Leave a Comment
My tax return…returned Deductions: Yesterday I got my Tax Return “Returned” by the IRS. I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said “List All Dependents” So, I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants 3 million crack heads 42 million unemployable people on food stamps 2 million people in over 243 prisons [...]
Walk with me as I age…
April 26, 2012 By Leave a Comment
A BEAUTIFUL POEM ABOUT GROWING OLDER: Walk with me by the water… Crap…I forgot the words…
